Pimento sandwichs & The Cows Tower, Card skimmers in local Kroger stores & Live music at El Rocko Lounge, Fish Tales, & Cohen’s Retreat

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In today’s newsletter:

• Pimento sandwichs & The Cows Tower

• Card skimmers were found in local Kroger stores

• Live music at El Rocko Lounge, Fish Tales, & Cohen’s Retreat

Let’s get to it.
-Jay Paszamant

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Chick-fil-A's Cluckin' Comeback: Pimento, Pudding, and Poultry Pandemonium!

Hold onto your waffle fries, folks! Chick-fil-A is about to ruffle some feathers with its latest menu comeback.

From August 26th to November 16th, the chicken champs are bringing back the honey pepper pimento sandwich—a flavor explosion that'll make your taste buds crow. It's got a filet partying with jalapeños, a shmear of pimento cheese smoother than a cow’s pick-line, and honey drizzled on top, all tucked into a bun that's been hitting the gym.

But wait, there's more! The banana pudding milkshake is ending its 13-year vacation. This creamy concoction is like a carnival in a cup, minus the regrettable decisions.

For the brave souls, there's a spicy version of the sandwich that's hotter than a hen in a sauna. And for the caffeine crowd, meet the Banana Frosted Coffee - it's what happens when a barista and a banana have a beautiful accident.

Mark your calendars, loosen those waistbands, and get ready to "eat more chikin" than you ever thought possible!

Speaking of Chick-fil-A, Cows are being observed in Conyers, GA.

Mooove over, ordinary roadside attractions! Conyers, Georgia has udder-ly outdone itself with the mysterious Cow Tower. Picture this: 11 fiberglass bovines having what appears to be the world's most electric cow party under a transmission tower. It's like they're trying to reinvent the term "power lunch"!

Now, you might think you've stumbled upon a secret cow cult or perhaps the aftermath of a wild "cattle" drive. Some say it's Chick-fil-A's witness protection program for reformed spokescows. Others speculate it's a new form of alternative energy: "Cow-er" generation.

If you're brave enough to venture to 3057 Klondike Road SW, prepare for a scene straight out of a dairy farmer's fever dream. You'll find cows in various states of existential crisis - sitting, standing, and some looking like they've just heard the secret ingredient in hamburgers.

Remember, what happens at the Cow Tower, stays at the Cow Tower. Unless, of course, you post it on social media with #CowsGoneWild. Then all bets are off, and you might just start a moo-vement!

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Today - ☀️ Mostly sunny, 🌡️ with a high near 88 🍃East wind 5 to 10 mph.

Tonight - 🌒 Mostly clear, with a 🌡️ low around 70. 🍃 East wind 5 to 7 mph, becoming calm after midnight.

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